40 short funny jokes

If you like short and silly corny (not dad) jokes here’s a list of them you can remember to tell your friends and family at your next social gathering. Enjoy!

  • Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  • How do you organize a space party? You planet.
  • Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  • What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  • Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  • What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
  • Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  • What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  • Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
  • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
  • What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated.
  • What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  • Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
  • Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
  • How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
  • Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  • What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
  • What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells.
  • What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
  • What do you call a fish with two knees? A tunee fish.
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
  • Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
  • Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
  • How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
  • Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  • What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
  • Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  • What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!