The best Yo Mama jokes

Ever wondered what the best Yo Mama jokes of all time are? Well look no further. Here we have the mother load – a HUGE list of all the best Yo Mama jokes for you to enjoy! Crack up your friends and defeat your enemies! Use them wisely. With great power comes great responsibility.

  • Yo Mama so ugly when she went in a haunted house she came out with a job application
  • Yo Mama so ugly we had to tie a steak around her neck so the dogs would play with her.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she makes the sun easy to look at.
  • Yo Mama so skinny she uses dental floss as toilet paper.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she turned on her PS4 the PlayStation Network crashed.
  • Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade.
  • Yo Mama thighs are so fat you can smack them and ride the waves.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when she went to go see a movie it said “under 17 not allowed,” so she left to get 16 more friends to go with her.
  • Yo Mama is so fat when she walked in front of the window we lost sun light for 7 days.
  • Yo Mama so fat her shadow broke the pavement.
  • Yo Mama SO FAT she walked pass the T.V. and I missed three episodes
  • Yo Mama so fat your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her.
  • Yo Mama so fat I took 2 train rides and one bus to get to her good side.
  • Yo Mama so fat she went for a swim under water she opened her mouth and swallowed the whole ocean.
  • Yo Mama so black when I clicked on her profile picture I thought my computer died.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a Ford Focus.
  • Yo Mama so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.
  • Yo Mama so black it looks like she’s been swimming in soy sauce!
  • Yo Mama so fat every time she turns around it’s her next birthday.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when I saw her shouting in my mailbox she said she leaving me a voicemail.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she got her period people thought there was a volcano.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
  • Yo Mama so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making monster cookies.
  • Yo Mama so dumb she tried to eat a power mac because she thought it was better than a big mac.
  • Yo Mama so fat even Dora couldn’t explore her!
  • Yo Mama so nasty she puts ice down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald’s and said “Hold the cheese.”
  • Yo Mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired on it.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she was swimming she was mistaken for an island!
  • Yo Mama so dumb the psychic hotline only charges her half price to read her mind!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she put 50 cent coins in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent
  • Yo Mama so poor when I visited her trailer two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
  • Yo Mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
  • Yo Mama so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
  • Yo Mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea she was on the other side fishing.
  • Yo Mama so broke she can’t even afford to lose.
  • Yo Mama so frickin old her breast milk is powdered.
  • Yo Mama So Skinny She Could Only Fit One Stripe On Her PJs.
  • Yo Mama so ugly Scorpion from Mortal Kombat says “Stay over there.”
  • Yo Mama so dumb she thought seaweed was something fish smoked.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said her Social Security number.
  • Yo Mama so poor when I told her about the Last Supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sat on four quarters she made a dollar bill.
  • Yo Mama so tall when she jumped up and did a backflip she kicked Jesus
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to In-N-Out Burger she couldn’t go in or out.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she was an astronaut scientists thought she was a planet.
  • Yo Mama so poor she watches television on an Etch A Sketch.
  • Yo Mama so poor when people ring the door bell they hear the toilet flush.
  • Yo Mama so fat people exercise by jogging around her.
  • Yo Mama breath stinks so bad she can’t help but talk shit.
  • Yo Mama so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
  • Yo Mama so so fat when she sat on a monster truck she made it a low-rider.
  • Yo Mama so poor when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she screamed “Don’t use the good china!”
  • Yo Mama so fat the whale from Free Willy freed her!
  • Yo Mama so ugly she slapped herself and her face slapped her back.
  • Yo Mama so fat she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone.
  • Yo Mama so fat she made an email account just so she could eat the spam.
  • Yo Mama so fat she went to Jenny Craig and they said “Sorry we don’t do miracles.”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on a weighing scales it said ONE PERSON AT A TIME PLEASE
  • Yo Mama so old she left her purse on Noah’s Ark.
  • Yo Mama so fat she uses the Kool-Aid man for a teacup.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sat on an oak tree she made a bonsai.
  • Yo Mama so fat her shadow puts dents in the ground.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on a quarter she picked up two dimes and a nickel.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she asked “What is the number for 911?”
  • Yo Mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!
  • Yo Mama so poor she went to Mcdonald’s and tried to put a shake on layaway.
  • Yo Mama so lazy she has a remote for the TV remote.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she made a appointment with DR. PEPPER
  • Yo Mama so fat the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror it says “Viewer discretion is advised.”
  • Yo Mama so poor when I threw a rock at a trash can she popped out and said “Who knocked?”
  • Yo Mama so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she went to the toilet and it jumped out of the window.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went skydiving over Iraq everyone thought America dropped a nuke.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she switches her cell phone from one ear to the other she get billed for roaming.
  • Yo Mama so poor when I went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette she said “Who turned the lights out?”
  • Yo Mama so hairy when I hugged her I got a rug burn.
  • Yo Mama so fat whet she took her first step the grand canyon was made
  • Yo Mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.
  • Yo Mama so ugly Wreck-it-Ralph said “No one can wreck thing any worse”
  • Yo Mama so old when she was in school there was no history class!
  • Yo Mama so ugly Ripley’s doesn’t believe it.
  • Yo Mama so hairy she could be sold as a Chia Pet.
  • Yo Mama so old she has Roman Numerals on her birth certificate.
  • Yo Mama so poor I visited her house tore down the cob webs and she screamed “Who’s tearing down the drapes!”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to get her picture taken the photographer told her to say “Cheese” and she said “Where?”
  • Yo Mama credit is so bad the bank won’t even lend her a pen to fill out a credit application.
  • Yo Mama so old she has Jesus’ beeper number.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she walked into an antique shop and asked “What’s new?”
  • Yo Mama so fat her belly button made it to her house 15 minutes before she did.
  • Yo Mama so stupid I told her it was chilly outside so she went outside with a spoon.
  • Yo Mama so fat I couldn’t have sex with her until I rolled her in flour and found the wet spot.
  • Yo Mama so poor I walked into her home asked if I could use her toilet and she said “Sure thing it’s the fourth tree on your right.”
  • Yo Mama so strong she can drink peanut butter!
  • Yo Mama so fat when we played hide and seek I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she died in Call of Duty the other player got a 10 kill streak!
  • Yo Mama so fat she stepped on a scale and two white flags popped out said “I surrender!”
  • Yo Mama so fat she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
  • Yo Mama so nasty they slapped a bio hazard sign on her back .
  • Yo Mama so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went whale watching the people were watching her.
  • Yo Mama so dark she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows!
  • Yo Mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the mirror said “Hell no I ain’t reflecting that!”
  • Yo Mama so ugly it looks like her neck threw up.
  • Yo Mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she walks backwards you hear “Beep! Beep! Beep!”
  • Yo Mama so fat she has to grease her hands to put them in her pockets.
  • Yo Mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for carrying 10 pounds of crack
  • Yo Mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door
  • Yo Mama so fat she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.
  • Yo Mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she made Barack Obama lose hope!
  • Yo Mama so short she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
  • Yo Mama so bucked toothed when she bowed her head to pray she bit a hole in her chest.
  • Yo Mama so poor when I asked her what was for dinner she put her feet on the table and said “Corn.”
  • Yo Mama like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown in the gutter and comes back for more.
  • Yo Mama like a bowling ball. She gets picked up fingered thrown in the gutter and she still comes back for more.
  • Yo Mama so poor she washes paper plates.
  • Yo Mama so old she still owes Moses a dollar.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice.
  • Yo Mama like the sun: stare at her too long and you’ll go blind.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she tripped in Ohio Tokyo had an aftershock.
  • Yo Mama so flat the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when asked for her emergency contact number she said “9-1-1.”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she wears a yellow dress while bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she came to a stop sign and waited till it said go
  • Yo Mama so fat if she was a witch her broomstick would be a broomtree!
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she saw her reflection in the mirror it said “I quit.”
  • Yo Mama so fat and old when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea he told her to do a cannon ball.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she bought some doughnuts and returned them because they had holes in them.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she murked herself in a rap battle!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
  • Yo Mama so ugly instead of around the ankles they put the bungee jumping cord around her neck.
  • Yo Mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Mars bar on the other side just to get her through.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a key store.
  • Yo Mama so gross her shadow leaves a grease trail.
  • Yo Mama so old she has a Bible autographed by Jesus.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she put on a yellow dress the sun went out of business.
  • Yo Mama so old when we watched Jurrasic Park she started having flashbacks.
  • Yo Mama so fat Jesus can’t even lift her spirit.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get bluetooth
  • Yo Mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  • Yo Mama so old she forgot her purse on Noah’s ark.
  • Yo Mama so fat she plays billiards with the planets.
  • Yo Mama so fat I would insult her but cows are sacred where I come from.
  • Yo Mama so old she farts dust and shits rust.
  • Yo Mama so short she hang glides with a Dorito!
  • Yo Mama so ugly your birth certificate was an apology letter from the Trojan man.
  • Yo Mama so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a cigarette she said “Who turned off the heater?”
  • Yo Mama so stupid she asked what the number for 911 was.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she asked me what jeans I wear. I said “Guess” and she said “Wrangler?”
  • Yo Mama so fat her yearbook picture was on page 20 21 22 and 23.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
  • Yo Mama so fat and dumb she signed up for an email account because she heard it contained spam.
  • Yo Mama so ugly George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabba’s wife without the need for a costume.
  • Yo Mama so dumb she doesn’t know which date 9/11 is on.
  • Yo Mama so bald when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed.
  • Yo Mama so fat her bellybutton’s got an echo.
  • Yo Mama so bald they had to replace Mr. Clean.
  • Yo Mama so old her birth certificate says “EXPIRED.”
  • Yo Mama so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.
  • Yo Mama so broke she got an eviction notice on her car.
  • Yo Mama so skinny she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
  • Yo Mama so ugly they knew what time she was born because her face stopped the clock.
  • Yo Mama so smelly an old blind geezer walking by asked her “Yo how much for the shrimp platter?”
  • Yo Mama so hairy Bigfoot is offended.
  • Yo Mama like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw.
  • Yo Mama so fat I tried to walk around her and got lost.
  • Yo Mama so poor the only letters she knows in the alphabet are “EBT.”
  • Yo Mama so fat she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
  • Yo Mama so ugly people convinced her it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she was yelling in her mailbox and when I asked her what she was doing she said “Sending a voicemail.”
  • Yo Mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she goes out to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says “sounds good.”
  • Yo Mama so stupid she was yelling through a letter box we asked her what she was doing she said leaving a voicemail
  • Yo Mama so skinny her eyes are in a single file.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she couldn’t even get a date on the calendar.
  • Yo Mama so tall she used the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
  • Yo Mama so poor she goes to KFC to lick people’s fingers.
  • Yo Mama so hairy she has to use a lawnmower to shave her underarm hair.
  • Yo Mama so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
  • Yo Mama so old she sat next to Moses in preschool.
  • Yo Mama so fat she wears trashbags for socks.
  • Yo Mama so fat she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.
  • Yo Mama breath so stank when she talks to her plants they hold their breath.
  • Yo Mama so old the fire department is on standby when you light her birthday cake.
  • Yo Mama so fat when I said I wanted “pigs in a blanket,” she got back in bed.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.
  • Yo Mama so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can and out she popped saying “Who knocked?”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she was diagnosed with a rapid flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her twenty years to live.
  • Yo Mama so bald I can see what’s on her mind.
  • Yo Mama so fat she uses Mexico as her tanning bed.
  • Yo Mama so dirty when she takes a bath she becomes skinny.
  • Yo Mama so fat she was on her way to McDonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy’s.
  • Yo Mama so poor I asked her where the facilities were and she replied “Pick a corner any corner.”
  • Yo Mama so scrawny she makes skinny jeans look fat.
  • Yo Mama so skinny she hang glides with Doritos.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she studies for a blood test.
  • Yo Mama so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
  • Yo Mama so fat she’s the reason the Earth tilts on its axis.
  • Yo Mama so dumb when someone asked her what the capital of Canada was she answered “C.”
  • Yo Mama so stupid when she heard of Facebook she went to a book store and asked the book keeper were can I find face book
  • Yo Mama so stupid she tried to steal a free sample.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she plays volleyball she plays the whole court.
  • Yo Mama so fat she broke the FAMILY tree!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she was staring at my Ford because it said “Focus.”
  • Yo Mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everybody.
  • Yo Mama so old she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
  • Yo Mama so ugly in September folk say “Damn it can’t believe it’s Halloween already.”
  • Yo Mama so fat not even Naruto could believe it.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
  • Yo Mama so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to make minute rice.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when she went to Subway she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she got her shoes shined she had to take the guy’s word for it.
  • Yo Mama so ghetto she had to steal a pair of shoes just to throw them over the power line.
  • Yo Mama so small she committed suicide off the curb.
  • Yo Mama so fat she broke a world record by falling on it
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went skydiving people thought it was a meteor
  • Yo Mama so old when God said “Let there be light,” she had to flip the switch!
  • Yo Mama so dumb she put a phone up her ass because she wanted to make booty call.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went in the ocean the ocean came out!
  • Yo Mama so short when she sits on a dime her feet don’t touch the ground!
  • Yo Mama so fat her Patronus is a cake.
  • Yo Mama so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper.
  • Yo Mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
  • Yo Mama so nasty she made Right Guard turn left!
  • Yo Mama so dumb Rebecca Black taught her the days of the week.
  • Yo Mama so nasty her farts are classified as biological weapons.
  • Yo Mama so black when she went outside the street lights turned on.
  • Yo Mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
  • Yo Mama so fat when she applied to be a bus driver she found out she was qualified to be the bus.
  • Yo Mama so fat her butt has its own congressman.
  • Yo Mama like a race car driver because she burns through a lot of rubber.
  • Yo Mama so ugly if ugliness was measured in bricks she would be the Great Wall of China.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
  • Yo Mama so fat she wore a sign said “CAUTION: Wide Turns!”
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she went to hell the devil went to church.
  • Yo Mama so old her first job was as Cain and Abel’s baby-sitter.
  • Yo Mama so fat the back of her neck looked like a pack of hot dogs.
  • Yo Mama so old she was told to act her own age and she died.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she went to Boost Mobile to fill up her nitro.
  • Yo Mama so hairy Jane Goodall set up a base camp in her bathroom.
  • Yo Mama so big when she stops walking she has to put her hazard lights on.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she auditioned for Star Wars she was cast as outer space.
  • Yo Mama so poor when you walk in her house’s front door you’re in the backyard.
  • Yo Mama so fat it took me two planes a train and a bike ride just to get on her good side.
  • Yo Mama so old she has autographed Bible.
  • Yo Mama so slow when she crossed the street she got a parking ticket.
  • Yo Mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like “Dang is it winter already?”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went on the scale it said “To be continued…”
  • Yo Mama so fat when I had sex with her I had to roll over two times to get off of her.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she bought tickets to X-Box Live.
  • Yo Mama so dumb she bought a sliding glass door with a peephole.
  • Yo Mama so fat her blood type is ragù.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went up to space there was no space!
  • Yo Mama so fat she sat on a Nintendo GameCube and it turned into a Game Boy.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when I asked her to purchase me a color television she asked me “Which color?”
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she looked into the mirror the mirror looked away.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she got stabbed at a shoot out.
  • Yo Mama so fat she went to a party in a metallic dress and people thought she was a keg.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sat on WalMart the prices got lower.
  • Yo Mama so old she sat in front of Jesus in first grade.
  • Yo Mama so old when I tapped her back her boobs fell off.
  • Yo Mama so fat they sent her into space and she clogged up a black hole!
  • Yo Mama so old they had to take her tampon to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.
  • Yo Mama so poor she ran after the garbage truck with a shopping list
  • Yo Mama so dark she got her tattoo done in chalk!
  • Yo Mama so fat she needs one bar stool for each butt cheek.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.
  • Yo Mama so fat NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer.
  • Yo Mama so old the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
  • Yo Mama so fat she used two buses for roller skates.
  • Yo Mama so fat when you tell her to haul ass she takes three trips.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she farts even Krakatoa is jealous.
  • Yo Mama so hairy when she went to the pet store they locked her up in a cage!
  • Yo Mama so old her memory is in black and white.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she goes up to a buffet she doesn’t bring a plate she brings her chair.
  • Yo Mama so short she can 69 with Yoda.
  • Yo Mama so hairy she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she made the illuminati close its eye!
  • Yo Mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
  • Yo Mama so fat her belt size is hula-hoop.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to In-N-Out she couldn’t get in or out.
  • Yo Mama so fat Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she is the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she trips in California she lands in The Philippines
  • Yo Mama so fat Honey Boo Boo’s mom tried to give her a massage and got lost!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she ate her food stamps.
  • Yo Mama so bald when I rub her head I can see the future.
  • Yo Mama so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she was born your grandmamma said “What a treasure,” and your granddaddy said “Yeah let’s go bury it.”
  • Yo Mama so hairy when she shaved she lost 200 pounds
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.
  • Yo Mama so fat to get her through a doorway you have to grease the doorframe and hold a Twinkie on the other side.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she makes Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when you you were born and she saw your cord she said “Oh it comes with cable!”
  • Yo Mama so old on her birth certificate says ‘EXPIRED’ on it.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a cup ran to the police and said she got mugged
  • Yo Mama so fat when she put on high-heels and walked out onto the street she struck oil!
  • Yo Mama so fat she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said “Ma’am you’re blocking the tide.”
  • Yo Mama so fat people jog round her for excercise
  • Yo Mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe.
  • Yo Mama been bounced on more times than the “i” in Pixar.
  • Yo Mama is so ugly when she robbed a bank the workers gave her the money in the bank to just not see her face anymore!
  • Yo Mama so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wrecking ball!
  • Yo Mama so fat her belly button doesn’t have lint it has sweaters.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.
  • Yo Mama so black when she was sitting on my couch I thought a cave had suddenly formed on it.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she got arrested for mooning when she looked out her window.
  • Yo Mama so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when it’s time to eat.
  • Yo Mama so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial photograph.
  • Yo Mama so poor when I rang her doorbell she said “Ding-dong.”
  • Yo Mama so small she can do pull-ups on a staple.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she tried to mail a letter using food stamps.
  • Yo Mama so ugly your father brings her to work so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she didn’t get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she did a push up Earth went down.
  • Yo Mama So Stupid She Climbed A Glass Wall To See What Was On The Other Side
  • Yo Mama so stupid she came over to my house and shouted in my mailbox to leave me voicemail.
  • Yo Mama so fat black holes try to escape her.
  • Yo Mama so fat Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her asshole.
  • Yo Mama so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she put her make up on and it jumped off.
  • Yo Mama so old her first Christmas WAS the first Christmas!
  • Yo Mama so stupid when my car ran out of gas she came over and farted in the tank.
  • Yo Mama so hairy she cut her hair and lost 20 pounds.
  • Yo Mama so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
  • Yo Mama so fat she added a profile picture to her Facebook and it’s still loading.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when the dentist said she needed a crown she thought she was going to be queen
  • Yo Mama so ugly she is the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • Yo Mama so fat her soup bowl came with a lifeguard.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
  • Yo Mama so old creationists deny her existence.
  • Yo Mama so fat if she does jumping jacks in high heels she will strike oil!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she took the puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!
  • Yo Mama so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back at her.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a charity.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she tried to use her MetroCard at Subway.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when Justin Bieber saw her he said “Never.”
  • Yo Mama has so many rolls of fat she has to screw on her pants.
  • Yo Mama so fat I had to take her photo in panorama mode.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when she went to the movie theater & the movie she wanted to see said “under 17 not allowed,” she left & brought back 16 of her friends.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “Where’s my gumball?”
  • Yo Mama so ugly when we took her to the beautician it took her 12 hours… for a quote!
  • Yo Mama so fat even Dora couldn’t explore her
  • Yo Mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck in the air!
  • Yo Mama so old she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she farted the second Big Bang occurred.
  • Yo Mama so fat Earth is tilted because she fell out of her chair.
  • Yo Mama so fat she makes free willy look like a tic-tac!
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to the zoo elephants began throwing peanuts at her.
  • Yo Mama so fat when I got on top of her my ears popped.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to the Gap she filled it in.
  • Yo Mama breath is so bad people look forward to her farts!
  • Yo Mama so fat when she fell out of the bed she fell off both sides.
  • Yo Mama so stank she makes skunks smell like desert flower Air Wick.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she turned around we gave her a Welcome Back Party.
  • Yo Mama so fat Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction.
  • Yo Mama so dirty the only dis I’m going to give her is disinfectant.
  • Yo Mama so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow Skittles popped out.
  • Yo Mama so hairy when she lifted her armpit she said “Welcome to the jungle.”
  • Yo Mama so bald headed she uses a toothpick as a comb.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she brought tea bags to the World Cup.
  • Yo Mama so fat she has to do a Slip ‘N Slide on the 405 freeway.
  • Yo Mama so fat she has her own area code.
  • Yo Mama so fat she needs a helicopter to take a selfie.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when she uses Hotmail she wears oven mitts.
  • Yo Mama so old when she was young rainbows were black and white.
  • Yo Mama so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the zoo they had to shut it down because there was a “loose bear”
  • Yo Mama so skinny she uses a Cheerio as a hula hoop.
  • Yo Mama so old when I told her to act her age she died
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sat on a dollar 4 quarters popped out.
  • Yo Mama so poor she waits outside KFC to lick people’s fingers after they eat.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when I asked for a Hot Pocket she lit her pants on fire.
  • Yo Mama so poor for Christmas she took a box put two sticks on it spun it around and said “Here’s your Xbox 360.”
  • Yo Mama so hairy she shaves with a weed-whacker.
  • Yo Mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie.
  • Yo Mama so short she does back flips in the space under the door.
  • Yo Mama just like Jupiter: huge round and gassy.
  • Yo Mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she came in fourth at a beauty pageant and she was the only one who entered.
  • Yo Mama so old her first car was a Model T-Rex.
  • Yo Mama so tall when she did a back flip she kicked Jesus in the face.
  • Yo Mama so old when God said “Let there be light,” she flipped the switch.
  • Yo Mama so old her Social Security number is 1.
  • Yo Mama so cross-eyed she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
  • Yo Mama so ugly she’s the reason Sonic runs fast.
  • Yo Mama so fat it took me two buses and a train just to get on her good side.
  • Yo Mama so dumb where it said “Do not write here” on her application she wrote “Ok.”
  • Yo Mama so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.
  • Yo Mama like a prize fish: I can mount her or eat her.
  • Yo Mama so fat she turned an airplane into a submarine.
  • Yo Mama so old when she breast feeds people mistake her for a fog machine!
  • Yo Mama so ugly Unwanted House Guest doesn’t go to her house.
  • Yo Mama so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
  • Yo Mama so fat her baby picture was taken by Neil Armstrong.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she plays paintball her teammates hide behind her.
  • Yo Mama so fat your dad has to climb 15 minutes just to give her a kiss.
  • Yo Mama so dumb when I told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
  • Yo Mama so old when she farts dust comes out!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she went to the dollar store and said “How much is this?”
  • Yo Mama so old her high school photo was a cave painting
  • Yo Mama so ugly when Wreck-It-Ralph saw her face he said its already broken`
  • Yo Mama so poor when somebody stepped on her cigarette she said “Who turned off my heat?”
  • Yo Mama like the sun: big round and hard to look at.
  • Yo Mama so fat she’s got more rolls than a bakery.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.
  • Yo Mama so hairy when she went too the zoo everybody screamed “The gorilla’s loose!”
  • Yo Mama so fat she IS the circle of life.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long distance call.
  • Yo Mama so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.
  • Yo Mama so dirty even roaches won’t live with her.
  • Yo Mama so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
  • Yo Mama so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.
  • Yo Mama so fat when aliens came to invade us they said “Wow! Two planets in one.”
  • Yo Mama so fat the only thing keeping her from McDonald’s is the door.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she thought putting a clock in a fridge would freeze time !
  • Yo Mama so fat when she gets her shoes shined she has to take their word for it.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she got fired from a blowjob.
  • Yo Mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everybody.
  • Yo Mama so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
  • Yo Mama like the Pillsbury Doughboy everybody pokes her.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sits down she’s three feet taller.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the bank they asked her to put on a ski mask.
  • Yo Mama so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.
  • Yo Mama so ugly her parents flipped a coin to see who had to kiss her good night.
  • Yo Mama so nasty when she went to take a shower the soap-on-a-rope hung itself.
  • Yo Mama so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.
  • Yo Mama so fat she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she showed up to watch a sumo wrestling tournament they gave her the trophy.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call.
  • Yo Mama so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
  • Yo Mama so fat when Jabba’s guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit it choked to death.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she has to make a long distance call just to talk to herself.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
  • Yo Mama so poor ya’ll ate cereal with a fork so you could save milk!
  • Yo Mama so dirty she is like a chicken coop because cocks fly in and out all day.
  • Yo Mama so ugly even the tide won’t take her out.
  • Yo Mama so big she got hit by a bus and said “Hey who threw a rock at me?”
  • Yo Mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.
  • Yo Mama so short she trips on her tampon string.
  • Yo Mama so ugly even aliens won’t probe her.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she got kicked out of a nudist colony for indecent exposure.
  • Yo Mama so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of HER!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she uses hair spray to clean her pet rabbit!
  • Yo Mama so old she farts out mummy dust.
  • Yo Mama so fat Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.
  • Yo Mama so nasty when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.
  • Yo Mama like a hockey player: she only showers after 3 periods.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she played Mortal Kombat instead of Scorpion saying “Get over here!” He said “Stay over there!”
  • Yo Mama so stupid she walked into Walgreens and said “These walls ain’t green.”
  • Yo Mama so ugly Sonic.exe doesn’t want to play with her.Yo Mama so ugly her mirror says “VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED”.
  • Yo Mama so fat she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!
  • Yo Mama so fat her belt loops have mile markers.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said “It’s twins!”
  • Yo Mama so stupid she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.
  • Yo Mama so ugly her pillow cries at night!
  • Yo Mama so fat when we asked her what her hometown is she said “Buffet.”
  • Yo Mama so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.
  • Yo Mama hair is so full of dandruff when she shook her head the principal called a snow day.
  • Yo Mama so fat she can’t even jump to conclusions.
  • Yo Mama so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when she saw YMCA she said “Look they spelled Macy’s wrong.”
  • Yo Mama so stupid she thought Chicken Pot Pie was a fraternity!
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to Sizzler she got a group discount.
  • Yo Mama so fat she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went on the scale she said “How does it know my credit card number?”
  • Yo Mama so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
  • Yo Mama so fat she got titties on her back.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
  • Yo Mama so dirty she had to wipe her feet before she walked outside.
  • Yo Mama so fat she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
  • Yo Mama so old she had to babysit Jesus.
  • Yo Mama so fat she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.
  • Yo Mama so fat the only thing from stopping her getting a big mac was the door.
  • Yo Mama so fat Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.
  • Yo Mama so black when she got out of the car the “check oil” light turned on.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sweats she causes a tsunami.
  • Yo Mama so fat she wears two watches to keep track of the time zones she’s in.
  • Yo Mama so poor when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on I stopped and said “You lost a shoe!” and she said “No I found a shoe!”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she takes a selfie she’s gotta put her camera on panoramic mode!
  • Yo Mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
  • Yo Mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.
  • Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she brought a pig into Walmart the manager said “Get pig out of here,” and the pig said “Sorry it won’t happen again!”
  • Yo Mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to In and Out she couldn’t get in or out.
  • Yo Mama so poor she has to lick people’s fingers when they come out of KFC!
  • Yo Mama so ugly when her house was being robbed the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.
  • Yo Mama so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.
  • Yo Mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
  • Yo Mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.
  • Yo Mama so ugly her pillows cry.
  • Yo Mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
  • Yo Mama so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when the judge said Order! Order!” she said “Fries and coke please.”
  • Yo Mama so fat she measures 36-24-36 and the other arm is just as big.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.
  • Yo Mama so fat she fell out of the family tree.
  • Yo Mama so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip ‘n’ slide!
  • Yo Mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.
  • Yo Mama so dumb when your aunt had twins she asked Yo Mamama to name them. She named one Denise and the other Denephew.
  • Yo mama so fat she caused millions of dollar property damage.
  • Yo Mama so small she can’t even get high.
  • Yo Mama so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn’t get high.
  • Yo Mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
  • Yo Mama so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.
  • Yo Mama so poor I stepped in a puddle and her head popped out and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said “Sorry we don’t do curtains.”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet.
  • Yo Mama so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
  • Yo Mama such a ho they call her house Kum & Go because all the men “Kum & Go.”
  • Yo Mama armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her for the new world.
  • Yo Mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said “How does it know my credit card number?”
  • Yo Mama so ugly the Terminator said “I won’t be back.”
  • Yo Mama just like a lawn mower: everyone gets a push.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she stopped her car at a stop sign and she’s still waiting for it to turn green.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she thought Free Willy was a porno film.
  • Yo Mama so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.
  • Yo Mama so black she doesn’t even have white blood cells.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she gotta be Yo Mama.
  • Yo Mama breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said “Tic Tac.”
  • Yo Mama so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she rubs her thighs together I smell bacon.
  • Yo Mama so broke she couldn’t even pay attention.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
  • Yo Mama so ugly yo’ daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
  • Yo Mama so stupid it took her four hours to watch “60 Minutes.”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she gets in an elevator it has to go down.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin and drowned.
  • Yo Mama so black she makes Akon look like Casper.
  • Yo Mama so fat black holes get sucked into her.
  • Yo Mama so fat her favorite food is seconds.
  • Yo Mama so fat when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.
  • Yo Mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
  • Yo Mama so old when her breast milk comes out it’s powder.
  • Yo Mama so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang “We are family!”
  • Yo Mama so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
  • Yo Mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.
  • Yo Mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
  • Yo Mama so fat the only good grade she got in school was an “A” in lunch.
  • Yo Mama so dumb when I said “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington’s nose.
  • Yo Mama so stupid her password needed 8 characters so she typed “Snow White and the 7 dwarfs.”
  • Yo Mama so ugly when the devil saw her he started praying.
  • Yo Mama so fat she has her own zip code.
  • Yo Mama so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said “One person at a time please.”
  • Yo Mama so fat her belt size is “Equator.”
  • Yo Mama so stupid she steals samples from stores!
  • Yo Mama so dumb when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!
  • Yo Mama so old she used to babysit Jesus.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said “Oh noooo!”
  • Yo Mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!
  • Yo Mama so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when I told her to do the robot R2-D2 got herpes.
  • Yo Mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
  • Yo Mama so short when she went to meet Santa he said “Go back to work!”
  • Yo Mama so stupid she put two M&M’s in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
  • Yo Mama so fat the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!
  • Yo Mama so poor ducks throw bread at her.
  • Yo Mama is like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.
  • Yo Mama so black I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight
  • Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says “Please step out of the car.”
  • Yo Mama so fat her measurements are 36-24-26 and that’s just her left arm.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
  • Yo Mama so fat even Dora can’t explore her.
  • Yo Mama teeth so yellow I can’t believe its not butter.
  • Yo Mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .
  • Yo Mama so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
  • Yo Mama so stupid she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
  • Yo Mama so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she tried to save a fish from drowning.
  • Yo Mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
  • Yo Mama so fat her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
  • Yo Mama so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
  • Yo Mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down!
  • Yo Mama so old God was her first boyfriend.
  • Yo Mama like a bowling ball: finger bitch then chunk her in the gutter.
  • Yo Mama so hairy when she opens her legs it says “Welcome to Busch Gardens.”
  • Yo Mama so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
  • Yo Mama so fat she doesn’t need internet she’s already worldwide.
  • Yo Mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
  • Yo Mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when thieves broke in and stole the tv she ran outside and yelled to them,”Hey you forgot the remote!”
  • Yo Mama so fat she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled “oil spill!”
  • Yo Mama so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart stumbled over K-Mart and landed on Target.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
  • Yo Mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
  • Yo Mama like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
  • Yo Mama so poor when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said “hot pocket.”
  • Yo Mama so ugly Fix-It Felix said “I can’t fix it.”
  • Yo Mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
  • Yo Mama so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
  • Yo Mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic I thought my phone died.
  • Yo Mama so smelly when she spread her legs I got seasick.
  • Yo Mama so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat the people yell “TAXI!”
  • Yo Mama is so dumb she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.
  • Yo Mama so fat the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
  • Yo Mama so ashy every time she rubs her arms it snows.
  • Yo Mama so fat she got baptized at Sea World.
  • Yo Mama so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she made my happy meal cry
  • Yo Mama so ugly she had to get the baby drunk so she could breastfeed it.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to the zoo the hippos got jealous.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it read “Get the hell off me!”
  • Yo Mama so stupid she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
  • Yo Mama so fat I don’t have to make a joke.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside she ran out the door with a spoon!
  • Yo Mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she goes into a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on.
  • Yo Mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said “Goodbye” to her
  • Yo Mama so old I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.
  • Yo Mama jokes are old and overused just like Yo Mama!
  • Yo Mama so fat she doesn’t need the internet because she’s already world wide.
  • Yo Mama so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked “What are you doing?” and she said “I’m moving.”
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
  • Yo Mama so dumb she tried to surf the microwave
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked “What size bucket?” and Yo Mamama said “The one on the roof.”
  • Yo Mama so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said “What are those”?
  • Yo Mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling “TWINKIE!”
  • Yo Mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
  • Yo Mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars everybody screamed and said “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sat on an iPod she made the iPad!
  • Yo Mama so dumb when y’all were driving to Disneyland she saw a sign said “Disneyland left,” so she went home.
  • Yo Mama so black she got marked absent at night school.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said “I GOT THE POWER!”
  • Yo Mama so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
  • Yo Mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
  • Yo Mama so fat when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
  • Yo Mama so fat Dora can’t even explore her!
  • Yo Mama so fat when she sat on WalMart she lowered the prices.
  • Yo Mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
  • Yo Mama so stupid when an intruder broke into her house she ran downstairs dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.
  • Yo Mama so fat and old when God said “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.
  • Yo Mama so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said “Sorry no professionals.”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she got on the scale it said “I need your weight not your phone number.”
  • Yo Mama so fat when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang “We are family even though you’re fatter than me.”
  • Yo Mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
  • Yo Mama so ugly they put her in the chimp enclosure to stop the chimpanzee’s from jerking off!